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	<title>The Casino Guru &#187; casino humor</title>
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		<title>Gamblers Lawsuit Tossed By Federal Judge</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:32:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dkrug</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Casinos have no moral obligation to get you to quit gambling in their casinos. Period. Next Question. 
A federal judge has dismissed a $20 million racketeering lawsuit against seven casinos by a former New York City attorney who said they had a duty to stop her from gambling.
In a ruling issued Friday, U.S. District Court [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Casinos have no moral obligation to get you to quit gambling in their casinos. Period. Next <a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5inyQP6Ycjwx1lWKAHkwxVw157RggD93BUVC80">Question</a>. </p>
<blockquote><p>A federal judge has dismissed a $20 million racketeering lawsuit against seven casinos by a former New York City attorney who said they had a duty to stop her from gambling.</p>
<p>In a ruling issued Friday, U.S. District Court Judge Renee Bumb wrote that Arelia Margarita Taveras failed to support her claim that gambling is a hazardous endeavor worthy of special protections.</p>
<p>&#8220;Playing blackjack, roulette or the slots bears no likeness to dumping toxic waste,&#8221; the judge wrote. &#8220;She spent money on the bona fide chance that she might win more money. In short, she gambled.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Casinos know how to lure musicians</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 17:35:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dkrug</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gambling isn&#8217;t the only entertainment at Oklahoma casinos.
Casinos are becoming a hot spot for singers and comedians who may not be able to pack the Ford Center but can sell out smaller venues. Checking casinos&#8217; Web sites reveals many upcoming shows. 
Casinos historically have been able to lure small performers all the while helping draw [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gambling isn&#8217;t the only entertainment at <a href="http://newsok.com/state-casinos-lure-performers/article/3293099/?tm=1220569637">Oklahoma casinos.</a><br />
Casinos are becoming a hot spot for singers and comedians who may not be able to pack the Ford Center but can sell out smaller venues. Checking casinos&#8217; Web sites reveals many upcoming shows. </p>
<p>Casinos historically have been able to lure small performers all the while helping draw people into the casino to gamble. And that is how casinos make the big bucks. </p>
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		<title>California Casino Robbed by Black or Asian Man</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:50:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dkrug</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not that robberies are uncommon I just found that this article funny based on the fact that these people are looking for a generic black or asian man. How different&#8230;
Citrus Heights Police robbery detectives are seeking information leading to the identity of a man suspected of robbing the Phoenix Casino, Sacramento Crime Alert officials report.
At [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not that robberies are uncommon I just found that this article funny based on the fact that these people are looking for a generic black or asian man. How different&#8230;</p>
<p>Citrus Heights Police robbery detectives are seeking information leading to the identity of a man suspected of robbing the Phoenix Casino, Sacramento Crime Alert officials report.</p>
<p>At 11:39 p.m. Aug. 15, the suspect entered the Phoenix Casino, 5948 Auburn Blvd., armed with large caliber black handgun and wearing a black ski mask and took a large quantity of cash, authorities report. The suspect fled in a silver van, possibly a Ford Aerostar.</p>
<p>The suspect is described as black or Asian, 5 feet 7 inches to 5 feet 8 inches tall, with a medium build who was wearing dark pants, officials said. An unknown male seen in the casino just before the robbery is wanted for questioning in the case.</p>
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		<title>4 Queens Beat A Straight, Great Casino Ads</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 19:10:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dkrug</dc:creator>
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Here is a great casino advertisement. Seriously hilarious offensive humor. 
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<p>Here is a great casino advertisement. Seriously hilarious offensive humor. </p>
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